Award winning lines this semester

<<1st scene>>

him and her were sharing an umbrella one rainy night.

him: so.. when are we getting married?

her: 0_o

<<2nd scene>>

her was eating palabok and him was telling her what he did the day before

him: *chit-chat-wateverloo* … we played

her: why do you waste your money on games?

him: i’m not wasting my money. i’m paying the internet cafe to waste my time..

her: i have a suggestion.. why not pay me, then i’ll waste your time?

him: hahaha! that’s impossible

her: why?

him: you can never waste my time.. being with you is not a waste of time.

her: ummm… 0_o ok.. (dang! there goes my money)